Hey Mabel

There once was a waitress named Mabel,

She'd come to you at your table,
With a smile and a wink,
She'd ask, "What'll you drink?"
For me it was Carling's Black Label.

Dortmunder Gold

It's not made in Germany, I know,

But give this good lager a go,

You'll be filled with wonder,

When tasting Dortmunder,

Thanks be to Great Lakes Brewing Co.

The King of Beers? A Budweiser Beer Limerick

Hopheads think this beer's a dud,

For others, their favorite, it's Bud,

Wiser folks say,

Just drink what you may,

Your beer doesn't make you a stud.

Good Beer & Joe Plank

Good beer always tickled Joe Plank,

One evening two gallons he drank,

Then a stranger nearby,

Remarked with a sigh,

Great Scott! That's no man - that's a tank!

Contemplation On A Barstool

I sit and I think about drinking,
I hear ice plink and glass clinking,
Why wonder why
My soul gets so dry?
I just order and drink without thinking.

Budweiser, Or Older and Wiser?

When young, I did drink Budweiser,

To myself, I indeed, was no miser,

But I drank it too fast,

And often got trashed,

So now, am I older but wiser?

A Shakespeare Beer Limerick?

"Do you care much for Shakespeare?" asked she
Of the dude on the parlor settee
Said he, "Well Miss Ruth, 
To tell you the truth,
Most any old beer will suit me."

Prairie Home Companion Beer Limericks

There was a young man who loved Schlitz
Which he drank in his room at the Ritz
With pate (very rich)
And olives from which
His servants had cut out the pits.

There was a young man who loved Pabst
He drank it until he collapsed
He gave up beer
For Lent every year
And on Easter morning, relapsed.

There was a young man who loved Millers
More than all other painkillers
He drank secretly
In a dark shadowy
Doorway hidden by pillars.

There was a young man who loved Blatz
He drank it straight out of the vats
Along with a platter
Of vegetable matter
And another of animal fats.