Two Foreigners Joined With The Crew - A Classic Whiskey Limerick

Two foreigners joined with the crew
The captain roared out, "Who are you?"
The one from Bay Biscay
Said, "Letsav Awiski"
The other, "Don Cariff Fydoo."

Ballentine's Inn - 1939 World's Fair Limerick

The show at the Inn is a wow!
The chef knows his onions, and how!
The service is dandy
Just  try out your "handy"!
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