Hey Mabel

There once was a waitress named Mabel,

She'd come to you at your table,
With a smile and a wink,
She'd ask, "What'll you drink?"
For me it was Carling's Black Label.

Dortmunder Gold

It's not made in Germany, I know,

But give this good lager a go,

You'll be filled with wonder,

When tasting Dortmunder,

Thanks be to Great Lakes Brewing Co.

The King of Beers? A Budweiser Beer Limerick

Hopheads think this beer's a dud,

For others, their favorite, it's Bud,

Wiser folks say,

Just drink what you may,

Your beer doesn't make you a stud.

Good Beer & Joe Plank

Good beer always tickled Joe Plank,

One evening two gallons he drank,

Then a stranger nearby,

Remarked with a sigh,

Great Scott! That's no man - that's a tank!

Contemplation On A Barstool

I sit and I think about drinking,
I hear ice plink and glass clinking,
Why wonder why
My soul gets so dry?
I just order and drink without thinking.

Budweiser, Or Older and Wiser?

When young, I did drink Budweiser,

To myself, I indeed, was no miser,

But I drank it too fast,

And often got trashed,

So now, am I older but wiser?