Here's Hoping the Cincinnati Reds Don't Lose Their Opener! A Baseball Limerick

Yes, baseball is finally here
Today's the first game of the year
Let's root for a win
'Cause it'd be a sin
If they lost and can't open the beer!

A Tippler Tending His Thirst - Vintage Beer Limerick

Said a tippler while tending his thirst,
"I could swallow good beer till I burst."
Said a temperance dame,-
"It is always the same,-
The best beer is as bad as the worst."

Golden Pheasant Beer - Dakota Brewing

Memories of it are quite pleasant
It would make a mighty fine present
It's easy to savor
The simple beer flavor
Of Dakota brewed Golden Pheasant.

Ballantine India Pale Ale World's Fair Limerick Contest

That ambitious, upstanding young Hale,
Swears by Ballantine's India Pale
Says, "It's really the thing,
To give a guy zing!
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