Ballentine Beer - 1939 World's Fair Limerick

We've planned the Inn to please you,
We serve every last Ballentine's brew.
The food's a delight,
The prices are right,
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The Drinker - Vintage Limerick Beer Postcard

Of "tanks" he's the largest and worst
Three breweries live by his thirst
To drink beer by the tun
Is his idea of fun
And some day he will certainly burst.

Here's To The Girl I Love - A Vintage Beer Limerick Postcard

Here's to the girl I love
I wish that she were nigh
If drinking beer
Would bring her here
I'd drink the whole place dry.

The Irish Trilogy - Part 1 - Harp Lager

'Tis sure I'll be wearing the green,

When the calendar says March seventeen,

I'll drink a few Harp,

Till my wits become sharp,

Just try some, you'll know what I mean.

The Irish Trilogy - Part 2 - Smithwick's

'Tis sure I'll be wearing the green,
When the calendar says March seventeen,
To help me to think,
It Smithwick's I drink,
Just try some, you'll know what I mean.

The Irish Trilogy - Part 3 - Guinness

'Tis sure we'll be wearing the green,

When the calendar says March seventeen,

We'll be happy when in us,

Are pints of black Guinness,

Just try some, you'll know what we mean.

Two Foreigners Joined With The Crew - A Classic Whiskey Limerick

Two foreigners joined with the crew
The captain roared out, "Who are you?"
The one from Bay Biscay
Said, "Letsav Awiski"
The other, "Don Cariff Fydoo."

Ballentine's Inn - 1939 World's Fair Limerick

The show at the Inn is a wow!
The chef knows his onions, and how!
The service is dandy
Just  try out your "handy"!
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A Gallant Young Soldier With Beer On His Breath - A Limerick

A gallant young soldier named Copps
Was told by a maiden named Stopps
Your uniform's neat
Your kisses are sweet
But your breath smells a trifle like hops!